I don’t think people love me. They love versions of me I have spun for them, versions of me they have construed in their minds. The easy versions of me, the easy parts of me to love.
He can’t seem to escape the town of Hemlock Grove.
My level of excitement for the World Cup
I’m not a… hammer as you say. I have questions, I have doubts. I don’t know what is right and what is wrong anymore, whether you passed or failed here. But in the coming months you will have more decisions to make. I don’t envy the weight that’s on your shoulders, Dean. I truly don’t.
When I laugh I sound like a starving seal. When I cry I sound like a dying minotaur.
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
I hate most people. And I don’t want to, it’s an awful way to be. But the human race gives me no comfort. I find myself turning to books and films for comfort still. It’s repulsive, because one’s life consists of people, not things.
how to answer your phone like a boss
I swear this was exactly what I thought Dean was thinking.
You see, there are still faint glimmers of the civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed, that’s what we provide in our own modest, humble and significant…… Ah, fuck it.
personally i feel like romeo and juliet could of handled the situation better
me when i am mildly inconvenienced: thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME
me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed: no no it's fine i've had worse